I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours.
- Stephen Roberts
3 months ago
Enough with the fucking lessons already. I get it! Okay? I fucking get it!
1 year ago
Well, I know way more than I ever wanted to know about how a microwave works now. I won’t trouble you with the scientific details of the magnetron or the incredibly high voltage that runs through the oven when it’s energized; I won’t even bother talking about how some parts inside are so powerful that they don’t bother grounding them because they produce energy faster than the ground can dissipate the charge. What I will tell you though, what may save your ass one day if you post stupid questions about your oven on the Internet and then it breaks down the next day, is this: it’s probably just the internal fuse…replace it, maybe you’ll spend $10. That’s all there is to it! I’m glad my oven is working now, but I really didn’t need this education!
1 year ago
I don’t know how microwave ovens work. Not really anyway. I mean, I know they produce heat by stimulating water molecules but how do they do that? It’s not important enough to look up.
I don’t know the difference between diesel and gasoline. Not the technical difference anyway. And I don’t think I care.
1 year ago
I’m playing around with my new Canon PowerShot S3 IS. It’s a nice little camera. Hopefully my wife will get used to its larger size, opening the door to a DSLR on the next shopping trip.
2 years ago
“Her ass looked like two water balloons filled with applesauce. When she walked they jiggled like you’d expect. When she stopped walking they bottomed out.”
2 years ago
