November 2010
1 post
It has been a long time
Forgot all about this. Wow. Oh well… see you here again in another two or three years. :)
March 2009
1 post
@Tatty gave me this quote today. I love it.
I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods, you will understand why I dismiss yours. - Stephen Roberts
October 2007
1 post
“Hey Ladies!”
– Blind man walking past a fish market
September 2007
3 posts
July 2007
6 posts
Envelopes full of money are showing up in Japanese... →
We used to do something like this at work but it was quarters in the urinal. I think it got up to around $4 before someone fished out the quarters. I was holding out for $5.
Note to God:
Enough with the fucking lessons already. I get it! Okay? I fucking get it!
Fucking Irony Man!
Well, I know way more than I ever wanted to know about how a microwave works now. I won’t trouble you with the scientific details of the magnetron or the incredibly high voltage that runs through the oven when it’s energized; I won’t even bother talking about how some parts inside are so powerful that they don’t bother grounding them because they produce energy faster than...
Two things I don't know about
I don’t know how microwave ovens work. Not really anyway. I mean, I know they produce heat by stimulating water molecules but how do they do that? It’s not important enough to look up. I don’t know the difference between diesel and gasoline. Not the technical difference anyway. And I don’t think I care.
June 2007
9 posts
I’m playing around with my new Canon PowerShot S3 IS. It’s a nice little camera. Hopefully my wife will get used to its larger size, opening the door to a DSLR on the next shopping trip.
“Her ass looked like two water balloons filled with applesauce. When she walked they jiggled like you’d expect. When she stopped walking they bottomed out.”
These guys are running cable right over my head. One of them is up in the ceiling and all I can see is his head moving around in an open drop ceiling panel. He’s like, “oh buddy, oh man.” Moaning and groaning. “You gotta take it out…pull it back out now.” I said it didn’t sound too good up there, and they had no idea what I was talking about. Why...
“When pressed to explain them in Guernica, Picasso said, “…this bull...”
– http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guernica_(painting)
This late at night bugs crawl through my head. (2:50am)